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PitBull Porn

I know there are some fanatical dog lovers out there, but I gotta say this. Something about this video really creeps me out. I am not sure if it is the butt shots, the lying in bed together, all the licking, or the role playing, but I am starting to think there is a sub-culture that I am not privy too and I am privy to most!

When Creepy Computer Guy Is Not Watching Porn...

...He is making porn stars into superheros. This thread from Something Aweful has people taking internet porn images and figuring out ways to not make them porn. This PornNotPorn thread seems to be from a few years ago but is still going.

Not surprisingly, an inordinate percentage of the mash-ups are porn stars made into superheros, therefore combining too of the main fascinations of your average comic book store guy internet sex enthusiasts.

LINK: NotPorn (Might be NSFW)

Penis Generated Content???

Did we really need to see that video of you simulating sex with a moose or a police car? Let me state this, just because many people are jazzed about user generated content at the moment, does not mean you need to add it to EVERYTHING!

I mean come on Durex,  you had me at the Penis Name Generator. The BANG IT video submission just doesn't seem to to work and with about 4 submissions makes you seem like you are really stretching.

Is it me or am I too old for this??

LINK: The Pants Whisperer