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Stripper Fail

The cowboy just told me about the fail blog. Yes, it is funny and somewhat addicting. Of course, since then I have been seeing 'fails' all around. So lo and behold, cruising the youtubes, I come across this webcam lass sexy dance fail. The rumor is that she was ok and did not get hurt. You be the judge.

People With Long Tongues Are Freaky

This sorta NSFW video just freaks me out. I guess it is trying to be sexy, but these tongues are giving me the oogies (technical term of course). I get about halfway through and half to turn away. Kind of like Sex And The City.

Weirdest Actual Advertisement Ever

Cause we all know that coke gets the ladies, but who wants to spring for the real stuff!

Big Ears = Horndog! A Valentines Day Song

I have been rendered speechless. So you are on your own. NSFW Audio.

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Those Blow-Up Dolls Sure Get Wet

OK, I know. That was a terrible joke. But, i am in a mood so be it!
Watch this. A White Water rafting event where the rafts are blow-up sex dolls!  Hudson River version anyone? I guess it is sort of safe for work?

Speak Spanish, Get Girls

A funny idea here. A love song on how to pick up Spanish girls with one semester of the language. Think this works in Serbian?

Porn, Not Porn

When is porn not porn? Well well when they are cute little drawings off course that morph from the phallic to the cartoonish! Watch this fun time lapse of an artist drawing naughty bits and then adjusting them for a G rating.

Oral Fixation

What is the story behind all the licking videos out there? Do people really get off on watching someone lick the air or a glass plate? And why are they all Asian? Do I just not understand because I am gaijin? In case you have no idea what I am talking about, here is an example.

   

I don't know, it just creeps me out a bit.

When Viral YouTube Porn Is Used To Sell Politics ... And Blowjobs

Adrants reported today on Tania Derveaux, the Belgian NEE party candidate who has promised 40,000 jobs of the oral nature in exchange for support. In addition to that getting a fair amount of attention across the 'net, it interestingly also utilizes another piece of viral/kind of SFW porn that was floating around for a spell. I like the idea of re-branding existing various video. It can give new life and put your own CGM spin on them when relevant.

They seemed to have re-branded a piece of Asian educational video with a woman seeming to give instruction on performing said act. When you sign up to support Tania (who has also appeared nude to help her campaign), you get the following link as a response (yes, we did it all in the name of research, our code of ethics would never let us accept gifts in exchange for support):

LINK: The Thank You Gift