Who needs to waste all that time playing video games when you can use your OCD to better use by creating scenes from Mario Bros. out of pushpins on your wall. Like you don't want to.
UPDATE: Yeah, we know, april fools, hah hah hah! i still wanna play.
It what so far is the most bizarre of Wii games, go and play Pii Brothers and put the envy back in penis envy. Work on your aim, your distance and your ability to target lovable furry animals that emerge from the bowl. Available at Think Geek. And of course, it comes from Japan.